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Cutfished 

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.
Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”
Cutfished by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022

catfishesque 

Someone who portrays catfish-like behavior
That girls photos are catfishesque, for real
catfishesque by Adamincinci July 15, 2024

Chatfished 

To go on a date (especially one arranged online) and realize that the person’s wit, emotional depth, or conversational flair was entirely generated by ChatGPT or another AI — not their real personality.
Unlike being catfished, which is about misleading appearance, being chatfished is about the dialogue and persona being AI-generated.
“He seemed so insightful and poetically funny over text… in person, he was totally bland. I got chatfished.”
“I thought I was dating an empath—ended up being a chatfishing victim.”
Chatfished by anonymous June 11, 2025
When someone pulls you in with the promise of a flashy, new car… but shows up in a total clunker.
He said he’d pick me up in a Tesla… totally carfished me with that rusty old hatchback
Carfished by CarDateMate November 5, 2025