Baby Cactus

A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.

Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"

Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017

raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013

Happy Cactus

noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti

When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.

In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.

Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.

Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.

by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011

Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

by donthejon October 28, 2011