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carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.
"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"
carrot muffin by Shannon475 December 16, 2006
The best cure for a deep rectal itch.
-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.
carrot by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010

Carrot Top 

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
Carrot Top by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carroted 

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.
i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.
Carroted by trent coles June 18, 2017

dangling the carrot 

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease
"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"
A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.
"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."
Carrot by bobwentpop December 27, 2007