another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.
Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!
by babates February 9, 2006
Get the CARPET TOOTSIEmug. When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
by chadlamo November 21, 2011
Get the carpet bombingmug. The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the carpet kaleidoscopemug. When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
Get the Purple Carpetmug. The twat hole. it the female sex organ
by tobyjones June 13, 2007
Get the carpet tunnelmug. To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
by Britana6332 June 10, 2020
Get the Carpeted the shedmug. by barky999 December 10, 2011
Get the Carpet Dogmug.