cancertale

undertale but when 12 year old fanboys get to it

cancertale is a no no

by Kleenex tissues January 8, 2017

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 5, 2018

Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public

Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer

by cancer dancer January 9, 2019

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023