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Calculus

N. A field of mathematics which was devised by Isaac Newton to be used as means for social darwinism on basis of intelligence due to its impossibility to understand for persons with IQ's lower than 160 .
Baby who has an IQ of 140 couldn't understand the First Fundamental Theorem of Calculus after studying it solely for 12 hours. Todd Ericson who has an IQ above 200 understood it before he was done reading the written definition.
by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018
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Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
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Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face
Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck
by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019
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Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing
Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.
by Some_furry September 11, 2020
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Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.
Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021
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Calcal

A Calcal is a guy with a huge cock and knows how to use it!
Calcal's cock is so big it bearly fitted in me
by Big cokc November 22, 2021
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calculatorvirus

"get beamed lel"
-calculatorvirus
by profesionnalal2b2tpedo November 14, 2022
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