Cake

The source of both immense power and all evil. Only the bravest go cakeless.

I won't bow down to the evils of cake! I'M GOING CAKELESS!!!!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013

That's cakes

It's over or you done fucked up

"Oh you wanna play yea that's cakes"

by Kingwezzy257 August 13, 2017

Caked

The act of being surrounded by ass, so much ass that you could literally be smothered in it.

"Dude I was with my girl and her friends and they brought me to one of their houses, lets just say I got caked last night"

by cajuncape March 16, 2017

Cake

A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.

When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look

by fight agains baby eating cakes November 17, 2010

caking it

All the above, plus:
Adjective meaning that something is being done in a very efficient or easy/laid back way.

Did you see that grandpa on his motorised wheel-chair just caking it along in the middle of the road?!

I did a massive shit, just caked it right out.

by basenow February 28, 2008

cake

cake

Originating in Worcester, MA by accidentally mixing two sayings together. The word cake replaced the insult, Asshole.


"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"

"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"

"I'm such a cake." would obviously be "I'm such an asshole."

by Bungle July 6, 2004

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005