Literally the best person on the planet with absolutely no flaws. Excels in: everything, everything, and everything. Struggles in: absolutely nothing, still nothing, and more nothing. He is very hot, funny, strong, smart, tall, fast, and gets women. If you get the chance to talk to Cael, you are at the elite top 0.01% of people on the planet because he is so perfect and cool. Cael gets lots of women because he is an alpha mega chad. He has all A+ and is the best athlete on the planet. Cael is a god. All hail Cael. Don't forget to or you will be incinerated and beaten in hell. SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jessica: OMG IT'S CAEL HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM
by THE_ACTUAL_GOD February 23, 2022
Get the Cael mug.caedmon is as Has a very very large cock doesn't even fit in your mouth but its fun to suck and has many bitchs.
by TYLERSUCKSDICK April 19, 2022
Get the Caedmon mug.by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006
Get the creamy caesar mug.A beautiful amazing young woman that loves all of life's geekiness. She has exgravagent taste in music and movies alike. Her smile is one that no man could ever forget. But back the fuck off, she's mine. Words just simply can describe her at all... She is everything... And anything. She is the reason to life.
by LaviGamer November 30, 2016
Get the Caedyn mug.by OC78 September 6, 2012
Get the Caeser mug.When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.
Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?
Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.
Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!
Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.
Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!
by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008
Get the Caesar Squeeze mug.1. n. Latin-American labor activist that fought for farm worker's rights in the 60's and 70's.
2. n. The street formerly known as "Army" in San Francisco, where a scene from the "Bullitt" chase was filmed and @ 3rd is a well-known skate spot.
3. n. The Student Center at San Francisco State University.
4. n. A Bay Area holiday (March 30th)
5. adj. A term used to reference anyone of latin decent that stands for a cause, or anyone that fights for farm workers' rights.
2. n. The street formerly known as "Army" in San Francisco, where a scene from the "Bullitt" chase was filmed and @ 3rd is a well-known skate spot.
3. n. The Student Center at San Francisco State University.
4. n. A Bay Area holiday (March 30th)
5. adj. A term used to reference anyone of latin decent that stands for a cause, or anyone that fights for farm workers' rights.
Caesar Chavez is my hero.
Meet me at Ceasar Chavez.
Why the f**k didn't I get Caesar Chavez day off!
Who does he think he is, Ceasar freakin Chavez?
Meet me at Ceasar Chavez.
Why the f**k didn't I get Caesar Chavez day off!
Who does he think he is, Ceasar freakin Chavez?
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
Get the Caesar Chavez mug.