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Canada

They best country in the world, and unfortunately stereotyped. We don't live in igloos, ride polar bears, or end every sentence with "eh". The people here are the awesomest you'll ever meet.
And it doesn't snow 24/7... although it does snow quite a bit. The snow is awesome for skiing, snowboarding, etc. in the Rockies. We're a diverse country, with people from everywhere. And proud of it. Hockey is pretty important to us, but we're not obsessed.
I ♥ CANADA!
by canada♥er January 15, 2011
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smoke canada

to smoke pot/weed/cannabis/marijuana/etc.
-Hey dude, do you want to go out back and smoke canada?

-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.

-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.
by Zombiesplease January 27, 2009
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canada cook

Canada Cook is when you're at a party and you tell a girl that you're from another country, such as "Canada", to sound more intriguing than you really are.
I think it's about time to pull a Canada Cook
by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007
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Canada

One of the world's greatest spots *little known fact, worth repeating over and over in every post*. Don't come live here, but we will be refreshingly sweet and helpful with directions if you do decide to visit.
/rant
Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious!"

Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm.
/end rant
by Aiko Marie January 8, 2009
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canada

The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.

Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).

Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.

(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).
"Hey what's on the other side of the toll booth with the big line up"
"That's Canada"
by TerdFerguson January 4, 2008
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Candace Drunk

When you are soooo drunk you think everyone is as drunk as you are.
Candace J. was sooooo drunk the other night she was "Candace Drunk".

Sometimes, I get soooo drunk that I feel like I am "Candace Drunk"
by Jus4Laughs October 12, 2010
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Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.
by Jack October 7, 2004
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