Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 13, 2016

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

by moonlion January 19, 2004

crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

by jevaincrai February 19, 2009

Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

by Andrew 360 March 13, 2010