burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Fantastic Burrito

A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress

Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito

by Detroit6 August 28, 2010

mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.

Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.

by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

flappy burrito

An uncircumsided dick.

Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.

by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011