The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
by iDiaz September 19, 2009
Get the burrito diapermug. When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.
by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020
Get the Sneaky Burritomug. by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
Get the floor burritomug. by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014
Get the george burritomug. the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022
Get the mexican burritomug. An uncircumsided dick.
by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013
Get the flappy burritomug. by Meganator December 21, 2006
Get the Stinky Burritomug.