burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food

My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez

by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

Burnt cheese

To describe something that is awesome, gnarly, the shit

That car is burnt cheese.

by TnGeorge12 September 22, 2019

burnt zergler

another name for mochiko chicken that is overcooked and rubberry (looks similar to a zergling that just got burnt by a firebat)

hey paul, you wanna go get some burnt zergler?

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

burnt chicken

A person on Xbox Live who talks crap about how good he is, and when you play him, he suck nads.

Wow that kid was such a burnt chicken last night.

by StirFriedCarrot April 11, 2009

burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010