Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023

Busskin’

So good that you can even explain how good it is. Bussin but when it’s better.

This food is so busskin’ , I bet the person who made this is better than Gordon Ramsy.

by thatrandomsmartkid April 7, 2023

Bumshine

The layer or build-up of drippings and soiling on one's clothes (typically a bum or homeless person) (most often on the pants)to the point of having a thick-slick-sheen or shiny appearance.

The bumshine on Rail-Road's Carhartt bibs is so thick if you threw dice at his thighs, they wouldn't even roll.

by GagMyHammock April 18, 2023

bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

by nightranchers May 9, 2023

bumsickle

an exclamation used when angry, annoyed, surprised, etc.

‘Oh bumsickles’ said Sarah as she dropped a minstrel on her toe.

by cheese wallower August 14, 2023

Bumpkin

When someone/something is being goofy or a nickname for a fellow human.

“Bumpkin, You’re being a tad goofy.” Or “that was a very Bumpkin moment.”

by Katrina synchro sanchez October 14, 2023