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Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
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Buffering

Term used when someone isn't able to finish their sentence and sounds crippled.
Are you buffering? "Nah.. nA... emm"
by Juicy Duicy February 1, 2021
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buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
by paldin September 25, 2011
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Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.
Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite
by Shippable April 17, 2019
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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.
Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer
by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021
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Buffer

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.
by kiche35 July 29, 2021
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