Broomer

When somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.

My friend turned himself into a Broomer but at least his house is clean.

by The Bradinator December 11, 2010

brohomies

brohomies involves the interactions of two men. Man "A" is straight and married. Man "B" is homosexual. Both men engage in an overtly sexual, yet platonic, relationship.

Richard and Sam are working out right now; those brohomies are always aiming to increase their flexibility.

by BallSacks February 15, 2013

Dick Broom

A mustache.

Bishop needs to shave his dick broom, he looks like a pervert!

by Young Old Guy November 1, 2018

bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011

brocore

A word used to describe the jocks and "bros" (preppy faggots) that come to punk, hardcore, etc. concerts/shows. The brocore kids usually stand out from the rest because of their hollister hats accompanied by a hot-topic shirt of the band that happens to be playing. They usually stand in the back wankin it.

- Dude did you see those brocore kids at the show?

Ya the one with the Sense's Fail t-shirt molested me.

- It's alright I fucked his emo girlfriend behind the merch stand.

by MFKNC June 1, 2007

purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".

I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom

by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003

broom

slang for penis or cock

"I dont want your broom near me!"

by that guy on that planet with s December 19, 2008