Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.

Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.

by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

Broasted

When your bro absolutely roasts you but it's ok because he's your bro

Chad: bro you look like a stale cucumber
Brad: bro you know I'm sensitive about that bro
Chad: bro you just got broasted

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Beasted

A variant of the word "Roasted" but can be used for less extreme situations such as being yelled at by your parents, teacher or anyone else. Used as slang by younger people from northern England particularly around areas such as Leeds.

Mate, I got absolutely Beasted when my mum found out I didn't do my homework
I got Beasted by Mr Tom for throwing paper in class
Oi, Clive got Beasted by that other kid when he tried to talk tough

by Ruby the c**k sucker September 24, 2020

Basted

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020