Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.

And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

North Branch

Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.

North Branch is the lamest town on earth.

by samantha d. blair August 5, 2008

Brandenburg

German royalty made up of brilliant beautiful people, unfortunatly misspelled by most.

That girl is amazing at everything! She must be a Brandenburg!

by Cleopatra05 April 17, 2006

friendship bracelets

bracelets made out of embroidery thread with a few simple kinds of knots. the knots are believed to represent bonds of friendship (hence the name of the bracelets). they are usually presented as a sign of... (hold your breath!) FRIENDSHIP!!!!

when i gave kate a friendship bracelet, she smiled and said, "i am lidia's friend!"

by ladybugs_rock May 31, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

They don't mean anything it's just a style.We wear them everyday.Half of these colors aren't even the same that people are sending in.JUST GET OVER IT!!It doesn't mean anything.There is more is more to worry about in the world besides what the meaning a bracelet color has.We know that people aren't doing what these things really mean!

GeT oVeR yOuRsElF!!!
MoVe On!!!

by Cheerchick November 27, 2003

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

West Branch Area School

West Branch Area School is located in Morrisdale, Pennsylvania. This school was once based on pride and honor until the school board hired inside kin. The football program was once known for their mental toughness and offensive power. It's now one of worst teams in the state, in which people still believe that this program matters. Much of the respect for this school has been lost, from either the lack of teaching or the teachers that believe they're above the students. Bachelor degrees is not mandatory at this place of academia, having family is much more prioritized than college degrees. With the expansion of family members, this place of academia is less known as a place of study. Many of the students are favorited, which makes teaching less promising.

Hey man, where did you go to school?
West Branch Area School
Oh alright, that explains why you're working at Dairy Queen.

by DairyQueenEmployee January 2, 2011