GameFAQs message boards

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.

Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.

by VCK June 27, 2005

Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.

"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"

by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 29, 2010

GameFAQs Message Boards

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.

GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

Flipping Birds

The act of training multiple pigeons to flip end over end while flying high in the sky. Intended to alert the hood of a potential police proximity breach. The Pigeons trainer claps his or her hands; the learned pigeons then fly up and begins flipping in the sky to quickly warn the neighborhood.

Go flip them birds, I see police down the block.
The block is hot homie, flip them birds.
Get clapping man I see cops, go flipping birds.

by TREVYN December 9, 2010

Border Child

A person between the ages of 10-25 that is on the Border of their life. Everyday is a complete stuggle and contemplation on suicide is a daily occurance. Life has little to no meaning. Every day is a little bit darker than the next. Border Children lack the fear of death and are strangely curious about death. The only reason a Border Child stays alive is because s/he cares about hurting others, wants to find the right way to end their life or has little things like Bffs, drugs, sunshine, Adventures, laughter, music and family. (IF they have a family) These Children spend their lives surrounded by drugs, booze and hopelessness. The only cure is surrounding yourself with other Border Children.

Person 1: Did you hear Derrick attempted suicide 2 days ago?
Person 2: Dude, that happens, like every week. Hes a Border Child.
Person 1: I think I see him over there buying some drugs off the girl who attempted suicide last week. Wow.
Person 2: Border Children..

by wrappedINred May 10, 2010

nova boards

The sad leftovers of a once great and grand community. Now overrun by the lying, fire breathing minions of a tyrannical dictator, Nova has completely turned upside down. Rights are trampeled on, freedom of speech is limited (censorship), and one word of treason against JACKass is worthy of a ban.

Careful where you tread, it may SEEM like Nova is active, but it's only a ghost town.

by Sarah January 22, 2004

barry bonds

An African American left fielder for the San Francisco Giants who has abnormally small testicles (size youth medium cup), a size 32 D bra, and a gigantic dome. Barry is an individual who didn't understand the consequences of shooting animal growth hormone into his glutinous and is currently suffering from a shriveled scrotum, limited room in his bra, a lot of room in his jock, excessive back-acne, a schizophrenic and unpredictable roid raging personality. Pedro Gomez of ESPN has divorced his wife, and left his kids so that he could follow this cheating, low-life, asshole.

Barry Bonds, the pussy left fielder for the San Francisco Giants, who cheated so that he could pass Hank Aaron's home run record, now pees from an organ called the vagina.

by G-Schwartz April 14, 2007