bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.

person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "

by indishereig July 14, 2021

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 7, 2023