"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017
Get the ho boating mug.Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2022
Get the Albin Boat mug.To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).
I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.
by SimonP July 27, 2006
Get the harry on the boat mug.to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.
by kimbo May 5, 2006
Get the motor boat mug.funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success
by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009
Get the I'm on a boat mug.1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
by Easy Kompany January 2, 2012
Get the Romney-boated mug."Have you watch the latest Joe on a boat video?"
"Not yet, but I'm sure It will be very trustworthy."
"Not yet, but I'm sure It will be very trustworthy."
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