Blitz

If you have a Blitz in your life, then you are super lucky! Obviously, Blitz must be your dog. He is loyal but full of mischievous behavior. Blitz, however, can also cause a lot of problems so be careful! Overall, Blitz is a wonderful dog and will always make you smile.

"That dog is crazy... he must be a Blitz!"

by girlthatisobsessedwithJayden98 April 12, 2022

Blitz

A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.

Dickie really got blitzed

by Tesha W. August 19, 2017

Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"

by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021

Blitz rape

Rape for Self Offense

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

blitz stop

A really quick run to a store for forgotten supplies, especially for a party.

People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.

by tyankou September 17, 2016

Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes

by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023

skull blitz

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.

dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!

by armeeen December 11, 2009