butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”

by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

Snow Blitz

Snow blitzing is defined as the event when one or a bunch of people, throw a ton of snow at a person while he or she is in the procrss of showering.

Alex: Hey! I got an idea. Lets go snow blitz Alexis again.
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!

by Danny Webstah November 6, 2011

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025