Jar Jar Binks

THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid

*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him

by Thedeadmemelord February 22, 2020

Jar Jar Binks

ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!

Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!

George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.

This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.

DIE JAR JAR DIE!

What's wrong with you George Lucas you crackhead?

by Jar-Jar Binks must die January 3, 2005

binkley

A man characterized by inherent male superiority and in incredible drive to do everything sweet imaginable.

A man who never makes mistakes; is naturally incapable of flaw. He also makes going bald look extremely stylish.

"Wow, that guy is really impressive at everything he does, he's such a Binkley."

"Even though that guy is balding quite a bit, I find him irresistibly attractive. Must be a Binkley."

by Collin91288 February 12, 2008

Binkle

My friend and I were discussing a certain area that we loved on the female, and realized it had no name. It was the area where the butt cheek folds over where it meets the leg. If the woman has a thicker rump, she tends to have more noticeable "folds" or "butt wrinkles". And thats how we decided to name this amazing sexy little underrated eye popper. BUTT + WRINKLE = BINKLE. The names as cute as the part itself.

Dave: Jesse look at those binkles on that babe over there!
Jesse: OH MY GOD! I just wanna squeeze em!

by DJRipper August 19, 2009

binky-head

Affectionate/offensive term for an irritating, yet lovable jerk; generally someone who thinks they know everything, but refuses to listen to reason;such as my son, Alan!

"You binky-head! Read the directions before you open the package with your teeth!"

by rsp.christi February 26, 2009

Binky

A childish comfort. Another term for their "blankey". Something they feel very dear to them. Nothing will tear them apart. In my case a 3-foot long strip of yellow satin. One of two that I ripped off a blankey when I was five.

Johnny, its time to get rid of that aweful thing. You're too old for it now anyway.

by Mel Function September 1, 2003

Jar Jar Binks

So, who's up for serving Jar Jar Binks as the main course for the Coruscant Iron Chef competition. I can only wonder what creative, delicious recipies the chefs can create with Gungan flesh :^P

Mmmmmmmm. Barbecued Gungan ribs smothered with hine-barbecue sauce and served with a beer and garlic fried rice. Come to think about it, I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. Bye bye, Jar Jar Binks. (lightsaber sounds and Gungan shrieks)

by Anakin Skywalker August 20, 2003