Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018

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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

bitches with children by Dwayne May 4, 2004

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bitches on your dick

Something franklin needs to get

Nigga dont hate me cause im beautifull nigga mabye if you got rid of yo yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick or better yet tanisha would call yo dog ass if she aint talkin to that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with niiggaa

bitches on your dick by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

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Bitches to the Left

A exclamation of satisfaction, usually at the complete of a task or at a positive turn of events so great that all the bitches in the room should move out of your way. What are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?

"Hey guys! I just managed to sneak out of that restaurant without paying the tip! Bitches to the left!!"
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."

Bitches to the Left by Painfullyindecisiveaboutnames September 2, 2011

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