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bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.
"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)
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Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.
The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.
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bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
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Bollocksy

When someone calls you out on doing something weird and you get angry about it
Why are you smoking a candle? I'm not Jenny don't get bollocksy with me!
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Bollocksnagger

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...
DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day
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Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
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Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish
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