Bastardaciousness

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bapsterbating

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates

Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something

by shinskie January 20, 2011

Bastand

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

by kayelz December 30, 2011

barstinence

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

by krayme July 15, 2013

bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

Poor Bastard Society

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011