Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

BANTERPIG

phrase used to refer to a male whos banter is good but looks like a pig. insult.

pig of banterous nature
"hey BANTERPIG hows it goin?"

by butegirls November 28, 2009

Banter Tilt

Similar to when a drunk/inexperienced poker player bets bigger bigger, on increasingly worse hands to gain back the chips he has lost.

A person on "banter tilt", will seemingly tell increasingly ineffectual jokes in order to win over his/her audience to redeem him/her self from the previous failed jokes.

I only told that racist joke because I was on "banter tilt" I didn't really mean it.

by The Chad Man Balboa October 17, 2012

belly basher

a person that runs and jumps into someone using their belly

run into someone and hit them with your belly

by grant norton May 13, 2005

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

top notch banter

Best banter of all time.

lad: top notch banter sir
sir : i know

by Le banterino March 2, 2015

Bizzle Basher

A snitch crew located in Birmingham. Their rival gang is the TCV's. The owner, who will remain unamed for security reasons, is the biggest snitch out of all of the wankstas there

TCV: Stop snitchin'
A bizzle basher goes straight to the police and starts snitchin'

by Baller4Real December 14, 2008