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SEX-BASED ECONOMY

The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
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bashey

A small, strange creature found in the forests of Africa, has a diet that mainly consists of worms, feaces and small children who have been abandoned by their mothers. Is pretty fukin' weird
African- Oh shit, look over there, there's a fukin' Bashey
by Stalkey man November 30, 2017
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bum basher

1. A person who has had bum sex.
2. Can also be used as verb e.g. Bum bashing, bum bashed
1. GUY 1: 'Yeah, old jimmy's now a bum basher.'
GUY 2: 'Really? With his Girlfriend?'
GUY 1: 'No, with some guy out of that gaybar.'

2. GUY 1: 'Wheres Dave?'
GUY 2: 'Oh... He's upstairs bum bashing his chick'
by G[dot] March 22, 2008
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Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted
"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.
by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009
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Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.
by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020
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Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008
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basedgod

lil b will be a historical inspiration and monument in 100 years. he will be so inspirational that people will create a new sort of dance-style called lil bance, which becomes the most popular dance-style in the world the year 2132. lil b will exist in the new bible as it gets confirmed that lil b actually is jesus reborn to create history that will last until our universe implodes. #based
oh my god basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod
by basedbitchh October 30, 2011
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