barness

when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.

Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!

by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

barnos

the best damn dude in the world
also nown as "DERT"

hey, yo' i be seein' that barnos and dert every damnwhere.

by barnos October 28, 2003

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009

barnes

"it's like a replacement for fuck. it's showing a sense of suprise...."R.J.R

shows people the shock that the user of the word feels...

..OMFG,what the barnes!

by LLama12425 October 30, 2007

Barnesy

A slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex-Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup anthem with New Order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008

barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 9, 2012