right-wing christian wackballs who believe the bible is the literal word of god. there are many different kinds of baptist, all claiming that they are the true ones going to heaven, because they believe one minuscule detail that some other kind doesnt, and that other kind is going to hell. pretty messed up, but can be really nice people. don't get that the bible's stories can all be translated metaphorically to represent larger things in life.
Baptist: "well, in the bible, some children are stoned to death because they disobey their orders, so i guess we should all stone jimmy for forgetting to do the kitty litter last night..."
by Al Tyryklyvay July 3, 2008
Get the baptist mug.A Baptiste is the kind of person who seems scrary ass hell at first look cause off his physical capacities ans his dirty look but you can always trust a Baptiste.
But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want .
But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime.
But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want .
But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime.
Girl : My men is a Baptiste i'm so lucky
Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable
Girl : Yeah but enven if they hurt peapole it's for they own good
Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable
Girl : Yeah but enven if they hurt peapole it's for they own good
by Heheman November 9, 2019
Get the Baptiste mug.A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.
You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.
by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003
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Get the bantu khara mug.Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.
by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008
Get the Baptismal Garba mug.Baptist (usually Southern Baptist) preacher or church member who continually uses the phrase "we jus' (just)" in public prayer.
I knew I was in a Wejus Baptist church when the preacher droned on and on: "Father, we jus' thank you for..." and "we jus' want to say"...and "we jus' praise you" and "we jus' ask your blessing"...
by bethidee March 8, 2008
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