Baked

Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.

Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked

by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008

Bake Cookies

Verb

1. Sexual Intercourse

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe

by The Master Cookie Chef March 3, 2009

bake-over

A condition suffered the morning after having smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested a copious amount of marijuana or hashish. Typical symptoms include sluggishness, tiredness or the inability to get out of bed, and a general feeling of no motivation to engage in physical movement or intellectual challenge. Can be brought on by either too much weed or too many brownies, nacho chips, or microwave popcorn.

Girlfriend (in the bathroom, yelling): "Let's go down to the beach today."

Boyfriend (in bed): "Not a chance. I'm fine right here."

GF: "Five joints and a bag of chips...you've got a bake-over. Get your butt up and let's get some sun."

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 8, 2017

wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."

by The Prototype May 8, 2007

bake

To smoke weed in a closed area.

Roll up your windows so we can bake.

by Dustin January 10, 2003

babes

beautiful, sweet,like babe.

hallie, i love you babes.

by hallie cantlebary July 9, 2003