Bad Onion

Anyone that gives a great blow job, but leaves you with stank dick afterwords (especially if they ate onions beforehand).

Man I was so excited when she offered to give me a bj, but she just turned out to be a bad onion, I could smell my own dick all the way into the shower!

by DirtyDan8 November 1, 2019

bad butterflies

That feeling you get when you have butterflies about somebody but then something goes wrong. Like you get some text that calls you out on some bad shit or you see some girl on your mans snap story. Then you get that lump in your throat and that real nervous uneasy feeling. Those are bad butterflies.

I've been getting bad butterflies since grade school

by badgalseriri September 28, 2017

bad samaritan

When someone intervenes in a situation and makes things worse. For example, you are in a store and it's suddenly taken over by robbers. Instead of surrendering or stopping the robbers, you offer to help them rob the store. That would be a bad samaritan, a very bad samaritan.

"It appears the suspect acted as some kind of bad samaritan."

by Buttercream gang March 17, 2017

Bad Tom

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020

Bad Ham

A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.

"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"

"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."

"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"

by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009

Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone

You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!

by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.

"Did you just have a bad job?"

by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018