Boner 

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

Boner by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

Boner 

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere

Yo wassup why is yo dick so hard
I just got a boner bitch
Lemme suck it babe

Boner by ravanelli pula in curu lu gras May 11, 2025

Boner

A person who is a narc/buzzkill. Can also be another insult for calling someone a “bitch, usually referring to a male

“Okay you don’t have to be such a boner about it”
“Dude I can’t stand Austin he’s such a boner”

Boner by nudah's dad March 11, 2026

boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

boner! by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

bonér 

1) noun - a penis in which the shaft bends during an erection.

2)noun - marijuana that has been used in a vaporizer (and no longer has THC in it)

3) adjective - completely lacking any sign of intelligence or common sense

4) verb - messing something up or doing something horribly.

1) I sold this idiot a dime of some bonér.

2) My friend told me about this guy whose boner was really a bonér.

3) Josh Bonar is straight up bonér.

4) Wow you really bonéred that my dude...

bonér by iolite-bonér July 11, 2011

Boner Swag 

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

boner pong 

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.

Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.

boner pong by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018