Asinine

Nine Asses

Ass to the ninth degree

Ass to the power nine.

Much more Assy than Ass-A-Two

A nine tailed fox is asinine - and so is my boss.

by 39tmzz1f7k January 20, 2009

assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

Absinthe

A very strong alcoholic beverage.

"Absinthe, the drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly".

by Uncle Jez January 7, 2010

asinine

1. Adjective describing one who is very ignorant.

2. Rating on one's ass.

1. That stupid shit who cut me off has to be pretty damn asinine to consider doing it again.

2. I'll give her face a two...and her ass a nine/asinine.

by doomsong123 March 29, 2007

assininism

state of being assinine.

Chuck: Bill's been a real douche bag lately.
Tim: Yeah, I think hes suffering from assininism again

by J0sh January 9, 2006

asin

Asin he is so handsome with that big black dig. He is such a funny and handsome guy to date. He is so good at bed and he can rock your world.

Girl 1: Yesterday I had a date with Asin
Girl 2: Oh how did it go?
Girl 1: Oh he did it hard and slow.

by Andres Tristan29 January 19, 2017

Avin Gupta

1. n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a North Vietnamese soldier or guerrilla in the Vietnam War
2. A two-career couple with no children

Dude, quit being an Avin Gupta and give birth already!

by Oxford English Dictionary February 25, 2004