Okay Deuchbags! listen up. sure avril Lavignes music sucks the bag, but it isn't aimed at you. sure she is a piece of shit little poser who can't sing or play, and decided to write a song about homelessness because she spent a week in New York and Saw a bum on Gunhill, but unless your a prepubescent girl, you need to get on with your life.
Avril Lavinge is for twelve year olds, so try focusing your energy on getting a job, or ripping on a band aimed for your age group
by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006
Get the Avril Lavinge mug.1. A washed up loser in desperate need of a bath.
2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
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2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
"Ooh! Avril Lavigne's songs sound like horse shit! And she made money! Maybe I could be a singer!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
by Natalja June 27, 2004
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1) a poser who ruined the whole entire tie wearing thing for all girls because now when a girl wheres on it is like "eww that was so Avril"
2) a thing of the past
3) a good singer that ruined music for the rest of us who have a positive outlook
2) a thing of the past
3) a good singer that ruined music for the rest of us who have a positive outlook
by lalagrl February 18, 2004
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She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
Avril: I'm a rockchick with an aditude.
by Coco December 27, 2003
Get the Avril mug.A weird, imaginay person some jealous asshole came up with when he/she couldn't think of any way to diss music artist, Avril Lavigne. A name that is used to create crappy parodies of her original songs under. Oh how droll...
by nickchik May 1, 2006
Get the Avril Latrine mug.A pop-punk singer. I personaly don't like her music, but as a fellow Canadian, I will say this much for her;
Her music, because of her voice, is unpleasant. But often closet posers and posers who are in denial will, without having heard a single bit of her songs but with the knowlege that she was on MTV, have a wonderful time blasting anyone who listens to her songs as a "sellout," "corporate," "shallow," etc. Judging someone purely on their musical likes is INCREDIBLY STUPID.
Her music, because of her voice, is unpleasant. But often closet posers and posers who are in denial will, without having heard a single bit of her songs but with the knowlege that she was on MTV, have a wonderful time blasting anyone who listens to her songs as a "sellout," "corporate," "shallow," etc. Judging someone purely on their musical likes is INCREDIBLY STUPID.
I think Avril Lavigne is almost unlistenable, but you have the right to listen to her if you want to. To all the kids out there who enjoy bashing and steryotyping her fans, you stupid motherfuckers are WAY shallower than anyone I would want to know.
by Jonzo the Weasel July 29, 2008
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