Aural Herpes

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.

Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.

by wesa23519 September 4, 2011

auralism

Auralism is a sexual fetish defined as sexual arousal or excitment caused by sound, to be compared with voyeurism. This sound might be music, a voice, the actual sounds of sex itself, or other sounds, and may include enjoyment from listening to others having sex. As with most fetishes, in some cases it is simply a small additional turn-on, and in others it is a requirement to sexual gratification.

Since the sound of her lover's voice in her ear made her groan with pleasure and get weak in the knees, he defined the word auralism just to describe her fetish, which until then, didn't seem to have a name.

by Gary Heathen April 11, 2008

tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir

The less Agularian form of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Translates to: You will want to make love with me tonight.

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Panties: *drop*

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Parisian panties: *drop*

by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014

Aural Shock

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.

"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).

"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"

by CountZero January 1, 2014

Auranquiphobia

That fear that you have whenever you've asked "what?" to someone two times already because you can't hear them and you don't want to ask again.

Guy: Ugh, I have auranquiphobia now, I was with Kelly and she was talking so soft! I was like "what" ten times and I swear I saw her about to explode!

by Stollypoo September 30, 2016

Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009