AOL User

Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.

"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."

by imcrushingyourhead April 27, 2017

AOL Kids

the stupidest people on earth.

the reason why people are worried about education not working

omg mr c, i nede sum hed can u plz giv it 2 me i die here... brb g2g p n den i b out 4 a while...

AOL Kids are stupid...

by Josh April 8, 2003

AOL TOS

n. America Online Terms of Service. Conduct which AOL members are supposed to follow, but often do not. It includes not harassing, abusing or threatening another member; not sending spam; and not using hate speech.

-Did you read AOL TOS?
-No, nobody reads it.

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004

AOL free CD

A challenge in persistance and minimal effort for maximum results.

Though I've received enough to use as coasters, I have only used one AOL free cd in the past 2.5 years of free service, because apparently, the yelling customer is always right and always deserves an extension to free service, even if said customer has never paid a dime to aol.

by NikkiNikki July 31, 2006

@aol.com

The equivalent of "@computer-illiterate.com."

Yup, I'm a whiz at that computy-thing. I even got me my own email address, ****@aol.com, so's my friends from the swamp can send me "1001 Lawyer Jokes" or "You Might Be A Redneck If..." lists. Yeehaw!

by Andrew Maxwell Triska September 28, 2005

aol asshole

also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."

by poop January 6, 2005

AOL Keyword

Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.

Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*

by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005