anthony is a haywan, or a mahafen= pronounced (MAH-AF-AHN) meaning a chat or a grub. Anthony is a grub a big grub that no one likes. No one can stand anthony , and eveyone wants to cave anthonys head in. Anthony is a donkey who acts like a hard cunt and tries to get ins with anything with a pussy wether it being the neighbours cat or your mum. Anthony is a hairy cow with crooked toes. No one likes Anthony. To get girls Anthony lies about his height and tells everyone hes 6,1 but in real life hes a 4,11 potatoe with no friends and a tiny di-.
by urmum69@ March 19, 2023
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“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
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Person 1: Where are you staying?
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.
Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.
Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.
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Loving oulls in all the hoes ushaly plays fortnite all day but still is hot loving and is crazy
Girl one : do u see him
Girl two :see who
Girl one :ohh how big his dick was
Loving oulls in all the hoes ushaly plays fortnite all day but still is hot loving and is crazy
Girl one : do u see him
Girl two :see who
Girl one :ohh how big his dick was
My name is Anthony
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Anthony get no bitches
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