alcoholidays 

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.

Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!

alcoholidays by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007

alcohol 

Liquid Panty Remover

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."

alcohol by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006

alcoholicfetus 

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.

"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

alcoholicfetus by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

alcoholla 

It is when you call up your buddy and give him a holla to drink alcohol.

Hey, let's drink tonight. I'll give you and alcoholla.

alcoholla by Duze February 3, 2008

alcohol 

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.

alcohol by Emilio Harwich April 23, 2006

alcohol 

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison?

Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway

alcohol by in966 January 17, 2011