Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong September 4, 2016

Adider

An adider is effectively the same as a niker but replacing the Nike apparel with adidas apparel mostly with accepting to hats, and mismatched socks

Look at house that niker, oh wait, that's a adider

by Real_niker/adider March 26, 2017

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

by seagullsoars February 6, 2018

accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

accidental hoe

Someone who pulls bare ppl but doesn't mean to

eshokh is an accidental hoe

by carrot 123 June 12, 2018