Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010

Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

absolutely and utterly beautiful

Hanna

Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT

by cantthinkofaname13 September 28, 2017

absolte

An epic fail,simply said when something failed..in a really bad way..you say its absolte.so absolte=epic fail

Did you see that car flipping in the air?was absolte man!

by LoveCoffee June 24, 2016