If you cant afford it, abort it

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

how about

no

how about no

by TouyaTodoroki August 30, 2019

man about town

A sophisticated, suave male urban dweller; one who knows which bars to frequent, where the fashionistas dine, and which shows one must see.

The character of James Bond epitomizes the concept of a "Man About Town".

by balbulican July 21, 2004

Abortion

a word no one is allowed to joke about.

Person 1: Why can't we joke about abortion?
Person 2: Because by definition there is no delivery

by Electronicz?Nahm8 March 8, 2021

I'm on a Boat

When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.

Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.

by AssCon July 13, 2010

Cock about

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.

Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"

by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010

what, bro what are you talking about man

the meme you see on almost every youtube video
in other words,
a reporter asked Russell Westbrook a question about his basketball match against the Jazz team and Russell Westbrook responded with "what?! bro what are you talking about man?"

Reporter: "Russell, did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?"
Russell: "what, bro what are you talking about man" (w/o punctuation)
"bro, I'm out man. yall trippin"

by thekaprisunstraw September 10, 2021