Aaron

Aaron is lovely , he is one of the most good looking fellas inside out you'll ever meet , his cock is godly and you will never forget it simply perfect! Also known for his amazing bum, He is gentle kind and caring although tends to lock up his emotions and may come across cold at times! but thats just aaron , hes the sweetest guy in the world when he wants to be , it may not work out with an aaron for you but you should always stay close hes not someone easy to let go off , one of a kind youll never forget him.

Aaron

by charlie taylor22 November 11, 2011

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008

Aaron Slough

The sexiest person ever and King of Rochdale. Everybody loves him. When people see him in the street they immediately throw all their weed to him and worship him.
He's also the best person at Halo, Call of Duty, and many other games.

Billy: WOW, i was on xbox with Aaron Slough last night!
Becka: Urgh i wish i was like him...
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by SomeoneLikesAaron April 3, 2010

Aaron Burr

The asshole who killed the great Hamilton who created the foundation of the powerful economy in the United States. He also conspired against the nation hoping to build a Latin American empire to crush the United States. Additionally, he bad mouthed George Washington on many occasions because he was rejected by him.

Aaron Burr was a failed product of abortion

by Mastro October 9, 2006

aaron

the hottest guy in the universe

there goes aaron, the hottest guy in the universe.

by pokey6 March 8, 2009

Aaron Dawson

A really devoted boyfriend. One who is hot as hell and damn good in bed. Overall, he's a god.

"Holy shit, you're dating Aaron Dawson??? You lucky bitch."

by Murrmaid July 20, 2009

Aaron

Well Aarons are simple, There is 3 common types,

1. A romantic dude that everyone is jealous of because he gets the sexy bitch and she falls for him, This type of Aaron will do anything for his bitch, including Suicide these Aarons are really tough though and normally really strong too.

2. The second most common Aarons are asshole Jocks who are only out for ass and tits, don't care about romance besides that and usually will end up being Pedophiles or Rapist. They usually act tough but are super weak and cocky.

3. These are the most cool Aarons, They are pro gamers, only a little bit perverted, and love memes, Although they have stupid dreams such as being a Janitor at Mc Donalds, Most people like them. They are pretty funny, and know when to be serious.

1. Example:

Kid 1:"Dude that kid has so many bitches, he probably isn't a virgin anymore."
Kid 2: "Yeah he's a complete Aaron."

2. Example
Susy: ~*Moan*STOP AARON!*Moan* YOUR NOT WEAR-*Moan* -ING A CONDOM-M! NO-*Moan* DON'T CUM INSIDE! *Moan* IM ONLY 16! PLEASE STOP!*Moan*
Aaron 2: No way! You're my bitch tonight!
Susy: *Moan* YOU'RE SUCH A- *Moan* AARON!*Moan and squirt*

3. Example:
Aaron 3: Bruh, I need to take a dump. But thd teacher won't allow anyone to use the toilet, Ima have to act like a shitninja to get in so I don't shit myself during Math class. I mean, bruh, Imagine that pile that would leak out of my undies!
Kid: Ha! This kids such a Aaron! Tell me more poo poo pee pee jokes!

by adherence1000 December 29, 2019