party logs

When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.

Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?

by PD2 February 2, 2006

log ride

When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.

"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."

by Bukambok May 23, 2006

land log

When there is not enough water in the potty bowl and your poop gets stuck near the top and the water cant wash it away, so it sits for days!

Yo, I landed the nicest log!

by LandLogger69 July 1, 2005

icing the log

to masterbate while on the toilet

'wheres john and whats that noise?'

Reply:

'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'

by Andy Tillson December 14, 2007

log rolling

Log rolling is the promotional strategy used when authors swap complimentary quotes on book jackets. It has come to be used with all celebrities who mutually compliment or promote each other.

Writing a positive review of his book will be my first foray into the grand literary tradition of log rolling, guaranteeing my entry
into his social circle.

by debox July 5, 2004

Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

by london che February 8, 2006

napalm log

(slang) Vietnamese Person...

"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"

by Apocalypse Cow June 2, 2004