candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010

Candy Box

What southern grandmothers call a Vagina

Girl you better stop being so fresh. You can't let everybody into your candy box.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

candy lac

A cadilic car covered in candy paint. Candy paint is usually a high gloss paint for cars. The term is derived from candy and lac an abreviatation for cadilac. Hence forth candy-lac

I'm posted up in the parking lot my trunk wavin'
The candy gloss is immaculate and is simply amazing
Them elbows poking wide on that candy lac - Paul Wall on the song drive slow.

by Ueorge April 25, 2006

eye candy

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 1, 2004

Candy Crush

Just about the dumbest game in the modern world. People come begging to their friends on Facebook for lives and take the game way too seriously. Most adults who are trying to be impressive play. Also is known as Candy Crack because it is so addictive.

Person 1: "Sweetie have you started dinner?"
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*

by k1798 December 25, 2013

candy party

An assortment of various delicious and euphoric pills, used for getting "high".

Hey, is that bitch having a candy party?

by Pyocks12 April 3, 2008

Ranger Candy

Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.

"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"

"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"

by The Jonathan November 18, 2007