Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
by poode dude August 2, 2010

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023

by JDPatriot November 8, 2021

Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!
by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019
