Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

Leech

To benefit off of others without giving anything back in repayment

I don't have wifi in my house but it's ok, I leech off of the neighbors.

Man. Jessica is such a leech. She only comes over to use my wifi and eat my snacks.

by Prodigy20 April 7, 2016

daddy leech

a close person who hates on themselves but is actually the noun.; the most beautiful person you have ever met. but yet still you show your love and affection by making fun of them.

Damn girl. your such a daddy leech. lemme snatch you.

by ss2315 October 23, 2017

Jocelyn leech

a girl who sucks balls!

that girl over there looks like a jocelyn leech.

by werwee July 11, 2021

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020

Leeching

Eating a girl out when she's on her period

I was leeching her last night.
I leeched her last night, it wasn't that bad.
I don't care I'm going to leech her

by Last_Top_Hat May 21, 2024

Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.

Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018