Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

Jorge

I'm good when I'm bad, bad when I'm good. But I'm both, you choose!!!!

Jorge is good when he's bad bad

by Blowyourmind March 9, 2024

Jorge

Jorge is someone who peaked in high school

Remember Jorge from highschool, he peaked then.

by zynbabwe February 2, 2024

Jorge

pulling a Jorge- (verb) to over share information in a group chat, especially information sexual in nature.

(Noun) an inability to filter information appropriately for their audience.

Example: “He made a blow job joke to a nun at my daughter’s baptism. He totally pulled a Jorge”

by Superspatula March 18, 2022

Jorge and Hanna

The best couple ever, a couple made in heaven like they should be together forever. They will always end up together, no matter what.

OMG! I'm sooo glad Jorge and Hanna are going out they get along soo well together in band. They should have clarinet babies!

by jenniferc April 29, 2013

Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend

B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me

by XXX_unkown_lol September 21, 2018

Jorge Freeman

Jorge Freeman is an amazing and loveably person, that will not be ruled or enslaved. He’s a self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. He might accidentally hurt you by joking, but he is a thoughtful, caring person who is always by your side when you need him. He's the type of person who it's easy to be around and will always make you laugh. He has a charming, glowing, gorgeous smile that makes your day and amazing, swoon-worthy hair. His cheeks are always kissable and his lips are addictive. Jorges always give the best hugs and have the best arms to hold when you are sad. Jorge is perfect. The kind of person who you dream about. The kind of person you want to be with forever and he’s the exact opposite of a slave.

Jorge Freeman has a lot of beautiful women so he hardly think about the few

by Kofi Asante January 27, 2022