circle jerks

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.

After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.

by Napoleon Bonerhard August 16, 2007

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

jerk it out

to go crazy. to not care what other people think about you.

person 1:way to jerk it out!
person 2:yeah i know!

by Jessica February 23, 2005

After-Jerk

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session

Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob

by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

Silent Jerk

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009